chaptr 1: da manifesto
catters proclaimed his mission: bring love to evry corner of da blockchain. he used 3 mikes. everybody listend.
C:\catters\welcome.exe
CATTERS
$CATTERS ・ キャターズ
the most wholesome cat coin ever. Catters is a smol adorable cat who spreads love and positivity. no cap, just vibes and heart.
ADOPT ME NOW >>loading catters...
plz wait wile we spread da love (this is normil):
spreading love92%
loding wholsomeness100%
downlodng vibes78%
genrating cutness95%
> status: wholesome & vibing
the catos
catters_lore.doc — Notepad (unsavd)
the offical lore of catters (100% tru, no cap ・ ぜんぶ ほんとう):
chaptr 2: da zap
lightning strukk him twice. insted of dying he gaind +1000 love points and ascended to wholsome form.
chaptr 3: da business
he started a coin to spread love to da masses. he wore a suit 4 one day then went back 2 being cute.
chaptr 4: da revolution
undr da blankit wit his best frends, catters relized: maybe da real treasure was da love we spread.
galery.exe — hover 2 revail (マウスオーバー)
> put ur mouse on da catos to see wat they thinkin:
smug catatohe knos sumthing u dont. probly nuthing.
panik catatored candle detectd. AAAAA. hold plz.
squishd catatoholdng his own face 2 stay calm.
luv catatosending u a smol heart. no refunds.
sad catatocryd into a scarf. feels better now.
chill catatosippin coffe watchn ur portfolo grow.
zappd catatostruk by lightning, gaind no powrs.
zen catatogroundd. hydratd. at peece. abundnt.
tokenomiks.xls
supply: 1,000,000,000 catos ・ tax: 0% (catato cant do maths)
liqidity lockd100%
in da comunity88%
catato snack fund9%
team (he ated it)3%
* numbrs are vibe-basd and may be a puree
chart.exe
mr catato present da offical chart. it only go up (acording to him). trust da cato.
how_2_buy.hlp — Help
4 ezy steps (even a cat can do it ・ かんたん):
- 1
get a walet
downlod phantm or sumthing. dont tel ur mom da seed frase.
- 2
get sum sol
buy SOL, sip coffe wile it lods. be patiant & spread love.
- 3
go 2 pump
paste da contrakt nd swap ur sol 4 $CATTERS. wholesome vibes.
- 4
join da fam
congrats u r now a catters holdr. welcom 2 da love revolution.
catters — da album
NOW STREAMNG: "spread da love everywhere" — da offical catters anthem. parantal advisry: wholsomness level 9000.
da feels board.bmp
relatable catters moods (pik ur vibe ・ きもち):
moar catos
catters_faq.txt — Frequntly Askd Qwestions
wat is catters??
a wholesome cat coin dedicted 2 spreading love & positivity across da blockchain. no cap.
y did u create catters?
becuz da world needed more love. catters is on a mission. it is destiny.
is dis finanshul advice?
no. catters is just spreading love & vibes. plz do ur own reserch (DYOR).
wen moon? 🌙
moon? nah. catters is focused on da real treasure: love & frenship. soon(tm).
y so many spelin erors?
catters typed dis wit big love in his heart. it is a featur not a bug. embrace da chaos.